Turkish Delight: How To Haggle in Istanbul’s Grand Bazaar

24 Sep

James Penn

Idly stumbling into the entrance to Istanbul’s truly ancient ‘Grand Bazaar’ is akin to wondering into Aladdin’s cave. For almost five hundred years, this is where the commerce of this burgeoning, bustling city has taken place. One is immediately struck by a myriad of Turkish delights: mountains of spices envelope the air in a unique musk, traders barter furiously and implore tourists to see that their family will starve unless they buy their overpriced wares.

The shopping experience could not be further away from the soul destroying, homogenous, boredom inducing nightmare that entails a Saturday ‘down the shops’ in the UK. The ‘Grand Bazaar’ is the largest covered market in turkey, boasting 3000 shops covering 61 twisting and turning streets.

It’s a wonderland and Alice would certainly be comfortable in this genuine shopping rabbit warren. As I well know, shoppers have to furtively skirts back passages so not as to renegade on promises that they ‘would definitely come back and buy this beautiful (undeniably fake) item’.

So what to buy in the Grand Bazaar? Well, my advice would be to stay clear of the beautifully advertised ‘100% Genuine Fake Watches’ and instead plump for carpets. The Turkish see carpets as the French see wine. As pieces of art. The sheer workmanship that goes into each individual carpet is breathtaking and hence induces a hefty price tag on the first time of asking. So how to haggle these prices down? I present to you my guide to haggling:

  1. Go in with prior knowledge: for example the No1 carpet makers in the world are the Uzbekistani’s (I know, I would have never guessed either!) closely followed by the Afghan’s. So always ask the heritage of each carpet.
  2. Traders are extremely friendly; they’ll always offer you some delicious apple tea. Take it. It’s great just chatting to them, they’ll invariably tell you their whole life story and how they all became the preeminent carpet seller in the whole of Turkey. Most of them will be able to recite every single player of your chosen local football team as well, it’s as if this is a component on the exam they have to pass in order to be able to rent a stall in the Grand Bazaar.
  3. They’ll quote you an asking price. Explain to them that you’re a poor student and couldn’t possibly pay such an outrageous asking price. They enjoy haggling as much as you do!
  4. Half the asking price and then add ‘some’. If you stick at 50% of the asking price then you will insult them, adding this little bit extra means the apple tea will keep flowing.
  5. Be realistic. They do this for a job and you can’t expect to out haggle an expert.
  6. By going to and from stalls then you can play one off against another, competition is never so fierce than that between two traders that are plying an equally overpriced carpet to an innocent girl on her ‘gap yah’ that wants some ‘authentic Turkey’ to bring back and pin on her wall when she’s goes back to University.
  7. If they offer you Turkish delight then take it. This is proper Turkish delight, not the frankly disgusting over processed, overly sweet version of ‘Turkish delight’ we have here. Pistachio nuts and icing sugar are the key ingredients.
  8. And finally, never, ever touch Turkish viagra.

So whether you buy a chess set, complete with miniature Sultans and their imperious armies, a bundle of fake Calvin Klein tops or the bizarre matching Bjorn Bjorg boxers our group finally plumped for then Istanbul’s Grand Bazaar is a true Turkish delight.


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